Dr. Seuss, the man behind "The Cat in the Hat," "Green Eggs & Ham" and so many other childhood classics, passed away almost 25 years ago.
So when you hear there's a "new" Dr. Seuss book, you sort of scratch your head, right?
Story is, the Doc wrote it in the late 1950s and tossed it into a box. Someone just found the book in the box, and the book in the box is now on the charts...
Sorry, sort of got into a rhythm there.
It's called "What Pet Should I Get?"
The folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live! thought maybe they could present the new old work in a more modern vein, so they invited Tyler the Creator to rap the words - dressed, for some reason, as the Cat in the Hat.
Watch it, and see if it pains you as much as it pains me.
Police in Stratford, Connecticut arrested an 81-year-old man on Monday.
According to the Associated Press, he was charged with public indecency, because he was allegedly "performing a sex act with some shrubbery."
As the story goes, the man was in his yard with the shrub. A neighbor videotaped the performance, called the man out, the man covered himself up with the top of a barbecue grill and went into his own house.
Here's hoping the barbecue grill wasn't in use at the time, otherwise we've got an entirely different weinie roast going on.
He was released on a $10,000 bond and has to return to court on August 5.
And according to the story, he didn't immediately return a call to the Associated Press.