Killing Two Rules with One Speech
During the L.A. Kings’ Stanley Cup victory celebration, the mayor of Los Angeles, Eric Garcetti, got a little excited, and gave in to his inner David Ortiz.
“There are two rules in politics,” he said at the Staples Center. They say never ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear. But this is a big effin’ day.”
He used the actual f-word, by the way, and raised an adult beverage over his head as he went back to his seat.
I don’t care what party this guy is in. We need to draft him to run for president. Who’s on board?